VeronikaB
mybiggestdemon-isme:

veronikab:

mybiggestdemon-isme:

veronikab:

mybiggestdemon-isme:

veronikab:

mybiggestdemon-isme:

veronikab:

mybiggestdemon-isme:

Well now I have no idea how to go about this… Thanks hon. veronikab

Show her the nudes of your personality first.

How in the fuck do I do that?!My personality is why everyone leaves. You’re giving me bad advice missy.

The same way people take flattering nudes… Good angles and flattering lighting. Keep the “I once rescued a child from being hit by a car” and leave out the “it was my car and it’s lard ass looked like it would leave a dent”.Don’t ever speak ill of my advice again.

Hahahahaha. OMFG. This is why I’ll keep you around. What else? The half a gobbie story?

DO NOT TELL THE HALF GOBBLE STORYmainly cos it’s not a story.No such thing as a half gobbie

What if I modify it to a full one?

What if you don’t let friends mum’s nom on your diddle?

But… It was one time and totally worth it, also I totally worked for that.

You know what else happened one time? Superman fell off a horse. In reflection not the best outcome.

mybiggestdemon-isme:

veronikab:

mybiggestdemon-isme:

veronikab:

mybiggestdemon-isme:

veronikab:

mybiggestdemon-isme:

veronikab:

mybiggestdemon-isme:

Well now I have no idea how to go about this… Thanks hon.
veronikab

Show her the nudes of your personality first.

How in the fuck do I do that?!
My personality is why everyone leaves.
You’re giving me bad advice missy.

The same way people take flattering nudes… Good angles and flattering lighting.

Keep the “I once rescued a child from being hit by a car” and leave out the “it was my car and it’s lard ass looked like it would leave a dent”.

Don’t ever speak ill of my advice again.

Hahahahaha.
OMFG. This is why I’ll keep you around.
What else? The half a gobbie story?

DO NOT TELL THE HALF GOBBLE STORY


mainly cos it’s not a story.

No such thing as a half gobbie

What if I modify it to a full one?

What if you don’t let friends mum’s nom on your diddle?

But… It was one time and totally worth it, also I totally worked for that.

You know what else happened one time?

Superman fell off a horse.

In reflection not the best outcome.

mybiggestdemon-isme:

veronikab:

mybiggestdemon-isme:

veronikab:

mybiggestdemon-isme:

veronikab:

mybiggestdemon-isme:

Well now I have no idea how to go about this… Thanks hon. veronikab

Show her the nudes of your personality first.

How in the fuck do I do that?!My personality is why everyone leaves. You’re giving me bad advice missy.

The same way people take flattering nudes… Good angles and flattering lighting. Keep the “I once rescued a child from being hit by a car” and leave out the “it was my car and it’s lard ass looked like it would leave a dent”.Don’t ever speak ill of my advice again.

Hahahahaha. OMFG. This is why I’ll keep you around. What else? The half a gobbie story?

DO NOT TELL THE HALF GOBBLE STORYmainly cos it’s not a story.No such thing as a half gobbie

What if I modify it to a full one?

What if you don’t let friends mum’s nom on your diddle?

mybiggestdemon-isme:

veronikab:

mybiggestdemon-isme:

veronikab:

mybiggestdemon-isme:

veronikab:

mybiggestdemon-isme:

Well now I have no idea how to go about this… Thanks hon.
veronikab

Show her the nudes of your personality first.

How in the fuck do I do that?!
My personality is why everyone leaves.
You’re giving me bad advice missy.

The same way people take flattering nudes… Good angles and flattering lighting.

Keep the “I once rescued a child from being hit by a car” and leave out the “it was my car and it’s lard ass looked like it would leave a dent”.

Don’t ever speak ill of my advice again.

Hahahahaha.
OMFG. This is why I’ll keep you around.
What else? The half a gobbie story?

DO NOT TELL THE HALF GOBBLE STORY


mainly cos it’s not a story.

No such thing as a half gobbie

What if I modify it to a full one?

What if you don’t let friends mum’s nom on your diddle?

mybiggestdemon-isme:

veronikab:

mybiggestdemon-isme:

veronikab:

mybiggestdemon-isme:

Well now I have no idea how to go about this… Thanks hon. veronikab

Show her the nudes of your personality first.

How in the fuck do I do that?!My personality is why everyone leaves. You’re giving me bad advice missy.

The same way people take flattering nudes… Good angles and flattering lighting. Keep the “I once rescued a child from being hit by a car” and leave out the “it was my car and it’s lard ass looked like it would leave a dent”.Don’t ever speak ill of my advice again.

Hahahahaha. OMFG. This is why I’ll keep you around. What else? The half a gobbie story?

You also keep me around cos I am flawlessly good looking. Don’t let that slip your mind

mybiggestdemon-isme:

veronikab:

mybiggestdemon-isme:

veronikab:

mybiggestdemon-isme:

Well now I have no idea how to go about this… Thanks hon.
veronikab

Show her the nudes of your personality first.

How in the fuck do I do that?!
My personality is why everyone leaves.
You’re giving me bad advice missy.

The same way people take flattering nudes… Good angles and flattering lighting.

Keep the “I once rescued a child from being hit by a car” and leave out the “it was my car and it’s lard ass looked like it would leave a dent”.

Don’t ever speak ill of my advice again.

Hahahahaha.
OMFG. This is why I’ll keep you around.
What else? The half a gobbie story?

You also keep me around cos I am flawlessly good looking. Don’t let that slip your mind

mybiggestdemon-isme:

veronikab:

mybiggestdemon-isme:

veronikab:

mybiggestdemon-isme:

Well now I have no idea how to go about this… Thanks hon. veronikab

Show her the nudes of your personality first.

How in the fuck do I do that?!My personality is why everyone leaves. You’re giving me bad advice missy.

The same way people take flattering nudes… Good angles and flattering lighting. Keep the “I once rescued a child from being hit by a car” and leave out the “it was my car and it’s lard ass looked like it would leave a dent”.Don’t ever speak ill of my advice again.

Hahahahaha. OMFG. This is why I’ll keep you around. What else? The half a gobbie story?

DO NOT TELL THE HALF GOBBLE STORYmainly cos it’s not a story.No such thing as a half gobbie

mybiggestdemon-isme:

veronikab:

mybiggestdemon-isme:

veronikab:

mybiggestdemon-isme:

Well now I have no idea how to go about this… Thanks hon.
veronikab

Show her the nudes of your personality first.

How in the fuck do I do that?!
My personality is why everyone leaves.
You’re giving me bad advice missy.

The same way people take flattering nudes… Good angles and flattering lighting.

Keep the “I once rescued a child from being hit by a car” and leave out the “it was my car and it’s lard ass looked like it would leave a dent”.

Don’t ever speak ill of my advice again.

Hahahahaha.
OMFG. This is why I’ll keep you around.
What else? The half a gobbie story?

DO NOT TELL THE HALF GOBBLE STORY


mainly cos it’s not a story.

No such thing as a half gobbie

the-sarcastic-robot:

drugs-in-ur-coffee:

selfish-cunts:

dqdbpb:

angelina jolie’s daughter

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and gwen stefani’s son

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both so cute 

Parenting done right

ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?

I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life. 

stunningpicture:

Apple of love


I love this shit, but for real, who the fuck has the time.

stunningpicture:

Apple of love

I love this shit, but for real, who the fuck has the time.

mybiggestdemon-isme:

veronikab:

mybiggestdemon-isme:

Well now I have no idea how to go about this… Thanks hon. veronikab

Show her the nudes of your personality first.

How in the fuck do I do that?!My personality is why everyone leaves. You’re giving me bad advice missy.

The same way people take flattering nudes… Good angles and flattering lighting. Keep the “I once rescued a child from being hit by a car” and leave out the “it was my car and it’s lard ass looked like it would leave a dent”.Don’t ever speak ill of my advice again.

mybiggestdemon-isme:

veronikab:

mybiggestdemon-isme:

Well now I have no idea how to go about this… Thanks hon.
veronikab

Show her the nudes of your personality first.

How in the fuck do I do that?!
My personality is why everyone leaves.
You’re giving me bad advice missy.

The same way people take flattering nudes… Good angles and flattering lighting.

Keep the “I once rescued a child from being hit by a car” and leave out the “it was my car and it’s lard ass looked like it would leave a dent”.

Don’t ever speak ill of my advice again.

milliardo:

when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like

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Two new followers tonight

I feel Oprah