genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
creapy: if people get offended by girls not wearing bras because their nipples poke through their shirt then we should require every boy in the world to wear bras too i am so tired of seeing man nipples
Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
castielhasthephoneb0x: i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
moufwerk: only time i have a thigh gap is when im using my legs to hold snacks
lookslikeazipper: Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE...
turklet: i actually died when i was 3 and that inspired me to audition for the voice
Find me on snapchat and play with me til I work out what is happening!
codeouroboros: there’s only two reasons to initiate a conversation with anyone 1. you are sexually attracted to them 2. you are ordering chicken nuggets
I am not the first person you loved. You are not the first person I looked at...– Clementine von Radics, Mouthful of Forevers (via rabbrakha)